The Finn Chronicles: Year One: A dog’s reports of the front lines of hooman rescue

Description

Training rescued hoomans is a stressful job, but somedoggy has to do it. The Finn Chronicles is a unique story told by an extraordinary dog. He’s irreverent, funny, and full of sass. Based on his real life, join Finn as he issues weekly reports back to K9 Rescue Headquarters on the strange behaviors and rituals of his rescue-hoomans. With sarcastic wit, he observes the curious world around him, heroically saves his unwitting hoomans from dangers (see also: evil electric toothbrush), and shares his musings about the often-lackluster level of service he feels he receives. With bonus content like links to Finn’s social media and videos, you’ll get to see this vocal and energetic dog in action. You’re sure to fall in love with Finn, his hilarious facial expressions, his tantrums and even his dim-witted hoomans. This is the light-hearted and funny read we need in these not so light-hearted times.  Don’t miss your chance to fall in love with Finn and follow him on social media for year round laughs and charm!

Quick Facts:

– #1 Best Seller on Amazon’s Hot New Releases within a week of publishing!

– Available for Kindle or Paperback

– Already sold into the US, UK, Canada, Germany, Australia, Brazil, Switzerland and Cambodia

– Perfect Gift for adults and kids 9+

– The second book in the series, “The Finn Chronicles: Year Two” is also available now!

A review from BESTSELLING AUTHOR, Melissa Bourbon/Winnie Archer: ;“Calling all dog lovers. With the Finn Chronicles, not only will you laugh out loud, your heart will melt as Finn tells his tales about the hoomans he loves – and who adore him. You’ll be absolutely charmed.”

A review from BOOK LIFE: “The humor and personality Romack gives Finn will appeal to readers of all ages. Humor ranges from highbrow to low: Finn describes certain
training as “my 6th ring of Hell (Yes, dogs read Dante too),” but also boasts, “5 deuces in one walk!!” As Finn says, “Sometimes I like to throw the hoomans a bone to keep them feeling positive.” And this charming diary is a lighthearted escape that
will put a smile on dog lovers’ faces.”

What Readers Are Saying:

“I was so pleasantly surprised by this book and can’t wait for year two. It’s funny, strangely relatable, and fresh. The pictures and videos really bring Finn and “the hairy one” to life. Finn’s descriptions of hooman things from a dog’s view are so spot on and his sassy inner-voice hashtags are my favorite part. It’s cute but not too cutesy. Smart jokes and quips. And who doesn’t love a great ending to a tough rescue beginning. Now I keep wondering how my dog is interpreting things I’m doing. The author even gives links to three rescues for donations. I love that. I will definitely be looking out for future books in the series.”

“Loved how much they understand dogs. Recently lost our pup & this helped heal the hurt. Thoroughly enjoyed life through a dog’s perspective.”

“The author has a beautiful storytelling ability and her hash game is totally on point. I enjoyed reading about his stories—and a perfect distraction to the heaviness of the times.”

“One of the funniest diaries you’ll ever read. I first came across The Finn Chronicles as a series of Facebook posts and was immediately hooked. I don’t use Facebook for much, but reading Finn’s updates was something my whole family grew love. Gwen’s is a fantastic writer, and has a gift for translating Finn’s world into a hilarious soliloquy, as he reports on his daily life, rituals, food explorations, adventures and temper tantrums. You will quickly fall in love with this bold, moody, opinionated dog & his wonderful people. It’s a must read for any dog lover!”

“A hysterical and light-hearted view into the life of the luckiest rescue in the world…oh, and the dog that rescued them.”

Parents: Please be aware that the word “hell” appears in book one.